You WILL be offended by some of these. You should only
scroll down if you really want to see them.
should be sure you want to read these.
mean, they're really awful.
was ashamed of myself for laughing at them.
if you're sure...
know, there is a certain group, caste, or religion in India
where the women have a red spot on their forehead. You have
probably wondered what this is for.
is very simple. When they get married their husband gets to
scratch it off to see if he won a convenience store or a motel.
black and sits at the top of the stairs?
A: Christopher Reeve after a fire.
the worst thing about a lung transplant?
A: Coughing up someone else's phlegm.
black and has 23 tits?
A: The garbage bag outside of a cancer clinic.
do vegetarian worms eat?
A: Linda McCartney.
is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to
play with. The other is used to carry groceries.
the worst part about giving a cat a bath?
A: Cleaning all the hair off of your tongue.
did Hitler kill himself?
A: He finally got his gas bill.
walks into a hotel. He slams down a hammer and some nails
on the reception desk and asks, "Hey, can you put me
up for the night?"
does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?