The many faces of Michael Jackson
Updated for 2003!
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Some really sick Michael Jackson jokes are below. A word of caution... some of these are probably offensive, so be sure you don't mind that sort of thing before you scroll down.

Remember, we warned you.

Okay... here goes...

Did you hear about Michael Jackson and the Boy Scouts? He's up to two packs a day!

Q: Why did Michael Jackson check into the Betty Ford clinic?
A: To get over his 11-year-old crack habit.

Media-whore lawyer Mark Geragos is looking for a fair jury for his client, Michael Jackson. He says he wants Jackson to be tried by Catholic Archdioces.

Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is made of plastic and unsafe for children to play with, the other is used to carry groceries.

(Note: You have to say this one out loud for it to work)
Q: What did the mother say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
A: Get out of my sun.

Michael Jackson's Neverland ranch was raided by police today. Police found Class A drugs in his kitchen, Class B drugs in his living room and Class 5c in his bedroom!

Michael Jackson sat down with his lawyer. The lawyer says, "I have good news and bad news"
Michael asks for the bad news. The lawyer says "they have a real strong case for molestation and you are going to do serious time."
Michael asks for the good news.
The lawyer says "I think you can serve it in a juvenile detention facility"

Q: How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at the Neverland ranch?
A: The big hand is on the little hand!

Q: What do a Big Mac and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: 40-year-old meat in a 12-year-old bun!

Q: Why does Michael Jackson shop at Walmart?
A: He heard them announce "Boys underwear, half off!"

Michael Jackson and his wife are in the recovery room with their new baby son. The doctor walks in and Michael asks: "Doctor, how long before we can have sex?"
The doctor replies, "I'd wait until he's at least 12."