Extremely Tasteless Jokes

You should be sure you want to read these.

I mean, they're really awful.

I was ashamed of myself for laughing at them.

Okay, if you're sure...

As you know, there is a certain group, caste, or religion in India where the women have a red spot on their forehead. You have probably wondered what this is for.

The answer is very simple. When they get married their husband gets to scratch it off to see if he won a convenience store or a motel.

Q: What's the worst thing about a lung transplant?
A: Coughing up someone else's phlegm.

Q: What's black and has 23 tits?
A: The garbage bag outside of a cancer clinic.

Q: What do vegetarian worms eat?
A: Linda McCartney.

Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with. The other is used to carry groceries.

Q: What's the worst part about giving a cat a bath?
A: Cleaning all the hair off of your tongue.

Q: Why did Hitler kill himself?
A: He finally got his gas bill.

Jesus walks into a hotel. He slams down a hammer and some nails on the reception desk and asks, "Hey, can you put me up for the night?"

Q: What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?
A: Drowns